Monday, September 22, 2008

hillbilly EnglishARGH!

If I have to listen to much more atrocious hillbilly grammar, I'm going to scream!
Man's name is glen. Wife calls him Glian or glee-an-Like Liam, but with an N at the end and a G in front

Let me give you the highlights: Wife talking to Nurse about some apparatus they might give her husband." Oh yeah, I seen that"
Son to dad upon arrival of visit:"Beau and Jennifer was gonna come see ya
Son to father about hurricane damage,"You know that seeder tree( cedar tree) in yer front yard? It got twisted up by the wind and a bunch a limbs come down
Daughter calls DadDayud and "on "is"aw-un".

I know I don't a;ways use perfect grammar, but GEEEEEEEEEEZ! There's our wonderful public school system for you. Or, since the bad language seems to be home-grown, maybe the kids were home schooled